Keep in mind, that I am talking about dating, not relationships. There is no guideline for relationships, and there certainly aren't rules. Yeah, we've all heard of The Rules. That awful book that poisoned the minds of women everywhere. This, however, is nothing like that. It's just a set of guidelines/rules/whatever, that are based totally on common sense. Once you've read them, you'll understand where I'm coming from. So, read these. It's for your own good.
001. general philosophy
002. girls are crazy, guys are dumb
003. exchanging phone numbers
004. phone calls
005. how to tell if they like you
(c'mon, girls, it's not that hard)
006. we're high-maintenance, not crazy
007. guys aren't mind-readers
008. what to do if you kissed some random
guy last night
009. what to do if he wants you for your body
010. brushing people off
011. how to break up with someone
012. how to be broken up with