You gossip constantly: public relations executive.

You boss everyone around: lawyer

You sleep until noon: nightclub owner

You criticize others: movie reviewer

You eat too much: plus-size model

You can't spell: graphic designer

You're a pessimist: meter maid

You won't get off the phone: publicist

You drag your feet: postal worker

You dress like a tramp: assistant fashion editor

You act bitter, crabby and depressed: middle management

You talk non-stop about nothing: radio DJ

You play with your food: chef

You drive like a maniac: city bus driver

You touch yourself in public: porn star

You're a pathological liar: writer

You're nosy: gossip columnist

You act out: star of prime-time soap

You don't finish anything you start: freelance anything

You take off your clothes in public: stripper

You mumble: receptionist

You refuse to follow instruction: entrepreneur

You're a total bitch: dominatrix

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