I really get into talking about my feelings: I'll talk about my feelings if it gets me into your pants.

I talk to my parents everyday: Are you co-dependant, too?

I don't believe in sex before marriage: I'm gay, but humour me for a few months, okay?

I'd love for you to meet my mother (on the second date): I'm definately gay, but cover for me for a few months, okay?

The sexiest thing about you is your mind: You're not that hot, but I'll still sleep with you.

I work out alot: I really love my body, can I show you?

This is so special, let's just keep it between us: I'd be totally humilitated if anyone knew we were dating.

She has nothing to do with us: You must stay seperate.

We can still be friends: I still want to call you up when I'm horny.

I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now: Wanna fuck?

My pager is the best way to reach me: I'm taken, but more than willing to cheat.

I think we should slow things down for a while: Oh shit, I really like this girl.

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