( this is not taken from that email forward, the idea was, but I wrote these myself unless otherwise contributed and credited DO NOT take it! )

Aaron's - are smart, try to appear cooler than they are, but do have a tendancy to be well-liked.

Adam's - can be extremely quiet at times, but generally tend to be overwealmingly loud most of the time.

Abel's - hot, sweet, rich and friendly. Great guy for a boyfriend . (contributed by Zoe)

Albert's - are pretty good dancers and tend to be players, but are romantic underneath it all. (contributed by Celeste)

Alex's - are small and hairy.

Allen's - The first thing you'll notice about him is his appearance - which he obviously maintains. He always looks a little out of place or lost, and is kind of dependant. He's not great with lots of people, but is nice to hang out with one-on-one. Otherwise, he'll get on your nerves after awhile. If your Allen comes with a lisp, its the kind you have to admit is cute. (contributed by Chelsy)

Andy's - are nice, until you get to know them. Then they're still nice... But then they're nice and dorky.

Anthony's - are funny and like to think of themselves as "ladies-men."

Bart's - are trouble makers. If someone is being suspended from school for moving the female principals mini-fridge into the guys bathroom, 9 times out of ten it was a Bart behind it. They're nice to look at, but not very good boyfriend material as they tend to be unfaithful. (contributed by Katie)

Ben's - try to come across as badasses, but are sweet tempered in spite of their concentrated efforts.

Bill's- unconventionally goodlooking with a quirky sense of humour and a powerful presence.

Blair's - Good at everything; there is nothing they can't do and they know it. Appears to be sweet and sensitive, but is seriously sex-crazed. But, then, who minds that? (contributed by Katie)

Bob's - are either quiet and nerdy, or shy and athletic.

Brad's - consider themselves to be god's gift. Not just to women, but to all mankind. Or, according to Leihlani, they're seductive and know how to thrill a girl considering they tend to round the bases a lot, whether it'd be with the same girl or different ones. They don't want commitment because they value their freedom of being single.

Brandon's - can be on the cocky side, but if you take the time to get to know them, they could quite possibly best thing thats ever happened to you. (contributed by anonymous)

Brendon's - are more than a little unstable.

Brett's - want some but can't get any.

Brian's - are attractive and intelligent. According to Kaila they're also too nerdy and need to get a life, but they won't, because they are too busy sitting behind the computer screen to realize that there's a world out there.

Britton's - are only in it to get some. If you won't give him any, he's kicking your self-respecting ass to the curb. (contributed by Heather)

Bryan's - are guys' guys. They like sports, beer, and swimsuits editions of Sports Illustrated.

Caleb's - are a little goofy. They're funny, a little off kilter, get busted even when they're not doing anything. Despite their otherwise laid-back attitude, they do tend to fly off the handle.

Carl's - are a little on the pervy side. They try to be funny, are self-centered and not too bright. (contributed by Casey)

Chad's - are sexy as hell, sarcastic beyond belief (but funny non-the-less), and snobby about everything.

Chase's - are extremely intelligent, athletic and built. They seem sweet and sensitive at first, but turn out to be arrogant, conceited jerks. (contributed by Nicole)

Chris's - are kinda dorky pathologicalical liars, or seriously hot, fun, ambitious guys. Either way, they have a wide variety of friends.

Clark's - are either quiet and shy, or cocky and obnoxious. Good-looking, though.

Clint's - are laid back, charismatic chain smokers. (contributed by Jea)

Corey's - are up for anything

Craig's - are incredibly charismatic, attractive, fun and funny.

Curt's - like to think they can beat anyone up.

Daniel's - are eccentrics.

Dan's - are a very bizarre breed of boy. They're incredibly arrogant and conceited, but try unconvincingly to come off as the shy, sensitive type.

Danny's - try to act really tough, but are really sweet once you get to know them. (contributed by Erika)

Darren's - two words: self centered. (contributed by Jekika)

Dave's - are shady. Which isn't necessarily always bad, but you know they are usually up to no good. (contributed by Colleen)

David's - are teddy-bear types and they hate that.

Derek's - are hot and have alot of friends despite the fact that they tend to be assholes.

Dick's - 'nuff said. (contributed by Derrah)

Diego's - are big phonies who tend to fall in and out of love easily. (contributed by Kerri)

Doug's - are kinda greasy, in texture and demeanor.

Drew's - are awkward and gangly and oblivious to it.

Dustin's - are over-confident pricks. (contributed by Kacie)

Dylan's - are like the community lollipops, everyone gets a lick. (contributed by Andrea)

Eddie's - long for the girls who'll never give them the time of day.

Edgar's - are sweet, nice, artistic and polite. They can be kind of vain, will love you for who you are, and, while they are a little apprehensive when trying new things, aren’t shy. (contributed by Ren)

Efrum's - nice, funny and energetic. (contributed by Sally)

Elliot's - will shave their balls for you just to get some action down there. Once they get bored of you they'll try to find some girl to go out with and if they don't hang out with her for quite some time, they'll try to get back with you. (contributed by Leihlani)

Elliott's - are shy and sweet. Great kissers. (contributed by Miki)

Eric's - think extremely highly of themselves.

Erick's - confuse you, then lose you. (contributed by Jekika)

Erik's - think highly of everyone else.

Ethan's - are quiet, a little disturbed, but cute none-the-less.

Frank's - are pretty sleazy, but always manage to snag astonishingly cute dates.

Gared's - may seem to care but don't. They love to play with your emotions and mess with your mind. (contributed by Adolfo)

Gary's - are the "guys next door"

George's - don't even register on most girls' guy-dar.

Graham's - are conceited and convinced that they are God's gift... If they weren't so cute you might slap them. (contributed by Kaila)

Grant's - are rich, snobby Momma's boys. (contributed by Kate)

Greg's - are totally self-centered.

Herbert's - are cute and fun to be with (at times). If you throw something at him, he'll throw something back. (contributed by Katrissi)

Howard's - are full of charm and wit but usually unsure of their true emotions, also, love to flirt but if you're looking for a serious relationship forget it. (contributed by Michelle)

Ian's - will do anything to get a little action. (contributed by Ali)

Ismael's - sweet and sensitive, but have an explosive temper when provoked. They are good dancers and may not notice when they are being rude or ignoring you. They're terribly stubborn hard to convince they are wrong. (contributed by Heather)

Jake's - are hot, and appear tough to cover for the sweet-heart within.

Jason's - try a little too hard to achieve "unique" status, though some get there without trying and they know who they are . . . Berg, that means you. *grins*

Jeff's - are unbelieveably sure of themselves.

Jeremy's - will do anything to get some. The sick thing is, it nearly always works.

Jesse's - are insanely creepy. They have nausiatingly lecherous tendancies.

Jamal's - are sweethearts, but are way too damn macho. (contributed by Shakira)

James'- are divided into two categories. The cute, sweet, kind, kinda lanky and dorky ones, and the hot, flirty, somewhat detached, built variety. Both are always laughing.

Jay's - are shy, love food, and will cry for what he wants. (contributed by Jenny)

Jeff's - are athletic, hot as hell, and overly nice, but tend to be pretty bad with handling a relationship. They are very well loved by everybody. (contributed by Christie)

Jimmy's - can be sweet but they're players.

Jody's - are sweet, understanding guys who tend get a little too attatched. (contributed by Breanne)

Joe's - are creepy, crazy, stalker boys who make my skin crawl.

John's - are lazy, but sweet.

Jon's - will flirt with any girl, regardless. . . And he still won't get any.

Jonathan's - can be really sweet and make you feel like a princess, but in the end, all they want is nookie. (contributed by Shawna)

Jordan's - are either fun loving and make a great friend, but you never seem to become anything more than that (contributed by Cary), or are sweet, shy, and great at cracking jokes. He lightens the mood at any dull place and makes everyone feel important. (contributed by Chelsy)

Joseph's - are incredably sexy and are always making their girl feel special. (contributed by Sarah)

Josh's - are arrogant, conceited, annoying, and the self-proclaimed authority on everything.

Julian's - are dark, broody and pretty moody, but have cute smiles. (contributed by Celeste)

Justin's - are little, youthful and sweet despite efforts to seem macho.

Keith's - are a little bit dorky and definitely goofy, but very sensitive and total sweethearts when you get them in the right mood. (contributed by Haley)

Kelly's - can be cocky little shits when the mood strikes, but are generally well-liked and do pretty well with girls.

Ken's - are jocked out pretty boys. Can you say "Tommy Boy". . .

Kerry's - are intriguing and fascinating but ultimately impossible to understand. Intelligent and almost too nice for their own good. (contributed by Kathryn)

Kevin's - act abnoxious and vulgar, while trying to seem cute.

Kirk's - are sweet and try to hide their feelings. They'll wait a while to make a move and are shy around women but not with men. (contributed by Jacki)

Kyle's - are little cuties, but can be dissarmingly direct.

Lance's - will screw anybody, but tend to date the homely girls.

Larry's - are obnoxious, dirty, horny, and think they know everything. (contributed by Jenny)

Logan's - are energetic and cute. They make you laugh. A lot. (contributed by Katrissi)

Luke's - seem to be sweet, but watch yourself, they can really mess with your mind.

Maika's - would get it on with anyone, only no one will give him any. (contributed by Michele)

Marco's - thinks they're every woman's dream. Tries to be tough when he's not. He's cute and sweet but crazy. (contributed by Heather E.)

Marcus's - are really sweet when they're not around other people and when you're alone with them they know exactly what to say and how to say it. Around other people they're shy and don't know what to say, especially to the one they love. They're very flirtacious, but when they're with someone they know how to be loyal. (contributed by Tayla)

Mark's - are booty-shakin, money makin, outrageous flirts.

Marko's - are pot smoking, losers who are so creepy and nasty you can smell them comming. (contributed by Jess)

Marsh's - are sweet and pretty slow. They're more funny strange than funny ha-ha. They like to eat out, but never, ever, EVER go with them. I don't think they learned how to chew, let alone with their mouths closed.

Marshall's - are fun, funny, easy going Momma's-boys-in-a-good-way with a baaad fuckin temper. Just as much of a ladies man as they are a guy's guy. He can fart, burp, tell rude jokes, watch Sex and the City and sip tea. Maybe not in the same breath, but ya gotta love it.

Matt's - are sweet, funny, athletic, and are as much of a girl's guy as they are a guy's guy.

Mason's - are everything rolled into one. If he does anything that gets on your nerves, he'll charm you the next time you see him and you can't help but forgive him. Can be cold and brutal, but never to a girl. At least not often. (contributed by Chelsy)

Mayson's - are extremely hot and very kinky. (contributed by Kayla)

Max's - are the kind of guys that everyone loves no matter how ridiculous he is. Not conventionally cute but is never lacking for female attention. (contributed by Lizzy)

Michael's - can be sweet and funny, but they tend to be extremely frustrating. (contributed by Shawna)

Mike's - are very good looking, but are under the impression that they can score anyone.

Mitch's - are idealistic, serial dating weirdos. (contributed by Nikki)

Myles's - are sly, player-like guys who crave attention. Mostly from girls. (contributed by Breanne)

Nathan's - are unbelieveably smart and incredibly dorky, but they're cuties and know it and therefore can lean towards conceited tendancies.

Nick's - think they're hot shit but aren't.

Noel's - are either sublimely mellow or completely manic.

Paul's - are intelligent, artistic and introverted

Peter's - are a little effeminate, but still masculine and attract women without even realising it. (contributed by Jasika)

Phil's - are too strange for words. Or, according to Mariel, are pimps and they know it. They score all the ladies as they are total sweethearts. No girl cant resist them.

Quentin's - make you feel like a queen but can go off on you at times. Beware. (contributed by Emo)

Randy's - are good friends. Funny, entertaining, supportive. (contributed by Cole)

Reyn's - think highly of people and are really nice except when they lie more than necessary. (contributed by Lauren)

Rich's - tend to be pretty funny guy. They also tend to be pretty kinky. (contributed by Shakira)

Rick's - are great... until you try and break up with them, then they stalk you. (contributed by Kasie)

Ricky's - are lazy, quiet, private guys. (contributed by Jenny)

Rob's - are conceited and love nothing more than telling girls all about their "many attributes."

Robbie's - are really sweet without realizing it. They don't show much emotion but when they do you feel like you're flying. (contributed by Amy)

Robert's - are crazy little fuckers. Takes a while, but once they're pissed, get the hell out of dodge.

Roger's - are odd. Twisted sense of humor, but can be pretty sweet. (contributed by Katie)

Ron's - are hot tempered, passionate, sweet and sexy. (contributed by Derrah)

Ronald's - act like sweet, nice guys that pretend they aren't interested in sexual things, but really are. Big perverts. They also like to provoke trouble. (contributed by Jenny)

Ross's - are rich and terribly boring.

Ryan's - known for their ability to score any girl.

Sam's - are not allowed to have sex. Ever. It's, like, against nature or something.

Sammy's - think they can have any girl they want, and will die trying. Even though they are incredibly cocky, their seductive ways are so appealing and sweet they usually do get what they want. (contributed by Jen)

Scott's - are SO incredibly creepy.

Sean's - sweet tempered and polite, but once they get back from fireman training camp on steroids are totally hairy, nasty and fucked. (Last little bit there might not be the norm for Seans everywhere... tee hee)

Sebbie's - are sweet and very good at getting what they want. (contributed by Chelsea)

Shane's - are sweaty and clingy, but would be hot if they got over their grudge with personal hygene and stopped objecting to washing their clothes with detergent.

Simon's - try to act cool all the time and think they're hot shit even if they're not. They tend to have several girls on the go at once, but when they really like someone they settle down... a little. (contributed by Jessica)

Skyler's - are amazingly sweet and good-hearted, also drop-dead gorgeous. Your all-around perfect boy. (contributed by Delia)

Steve's - like to think they're more hooked up than they are, and are under the false impression that they are irrisistible to women. They're also, according to Colleen, sketchy characters. Sketchy in that "you make me feel creepy and you might freak out at any given moment and obsess over me" kind of way.

Tanner's - tend to lie a lot and are always looking for something better. (contributed by Amy)

Thomas's - tend to think they're always right and are slow to admit it when they're wrong. (contributed by Casey)

Tim's - are too skinny too irritating to discuss.

Toby's - are cute, but aside from being funny dont have much of a winning personality. (contributed by Lauren)

Tom's - are so completely self-absorbed that they don't even know it. They just really believe that they are, in fact, that fascinating.

Tommy's - are friendly, cute and funny. They have a strong sense of self and are very forgetful. (contributed by Linda)

Travis's - can't get any no matter how hard they try. Hopeless. And persistent.

Trent's -always think they are right as they are under the impression that they know everything. Might try to psycho-analyze you on occasion. (contributed by Jess) Or, according to Lauren, they can be sweet, funny and direct. Not to mention very loud.

Trevor's - expect too much from people.

Troy's - are beyond sexy, but players in every sense of the word. (contributed by anonymous)

Tyler's - are hot, but total pushovers and tend to fall for immasculating women.

Wesley's - are either egotisctical and they never go out with a girl for more then two months and always gets some (contributed by Im No Angel), or they're very friendly, but attract bit of unwanted company. (contributed by Bunny)

Will's - can be terribly seductive with out even realising it.

Xiao's - are helpful and pretty loyal guys. (contributed by Jenny)

Zack's - think they can score anyone and aren't afraid to try. (contributed by Andrea)

Don't agree or don't find your guy up there? Let me know... Don't forget to include your stereotypical definition! If you just tell me what guy to add, I won't post it.

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