Yeah, okay, I know you're laughing. But seriously, some of you have your heads shoved so far up your ass when it comes to dating that you have absolutely no perception of what's going on.

Keep in mind, that I am talking about dating, not relationships. There is no guideline for relationships, and there certainly aren't rules. Yeah, we've all heard of The Rules. That awful book that poisoned the minds of women everywhere. This, however, is nothing like that. It's just a set of guidelines/rules/whatever, that are based totally on common sense. Once you've read them, you'll understand where I'm coming from. So, read these. It's for your own good.

001. the general dating philosophy
002. girls are crazy, guys are dumb
003. exchanging phone numbers
004. phone calls
005. how to tell if they like you (We're not being that subtle!)
006. how to ask someone out
007. who pays on the first date
008. girls are high-maintenance -- deal with it
009. why girls want flowers
010. how to properly compliment a girl
011. how to kiss someone (no, I'm not talking technique, I'm talking lead-in)
012. what to do if you randomly kissed some girl last night
013. brushing people off
014. how to break up with someone
015. how to be broken up with

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