You are:
a great many things. Literally.
a big bad! A little unappreciated is all.
a pretty cheerful, optimistic fellow.
ugly, mean and self-important.
a dork and I'm very, very bitter about it.
disarmingly charming, ruthless and deadly.

To make yourself feel better when you're pissed off, you:
torture someone.
have a cookie.
watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. Deanna Troy is so hot!
I don't get "pissed off" as you say.
drink.
plot against my mortal enemy and send my minions out to hunt for me.

What do you do for fun?
Plan to take over the world.
Prepare for my big day.
Torture and kill most people. Make the occasional person insane.
Have sex with people I shouldn't be having sex with.
Dissect children to learn about the human anatomy.

How do you like your women?
Anyway I can get 'em. Occasionally even robotic.
I'm not particularly fussy about them as long as they're bad but well-behaved
Crazy, perceptive and evil.
Beautiful and ruthless.
Tender, so they don't get caught in my teeth.
My women? I don't understand.

Your wardrobe consits of:
buisness suits.
t-shirts, khakis and Sketchers.
lots of black. Black t-shirt, black jeans, long black leather jacket.
mostly dark colours. T-shirts or button-down shirts (not tucked in, of course), dark jeans and a black leather jacket.
I only have one outfit and it's rather... unconventional.
partial body armor and slightly torn pants.

Do you have minions?
I prefer to call them employees and constituents.
Sort of. But they just think we're friends.
Of course, you fool! Don't you know who I am?
No. Sometimes I have a posse, but mostly it's just me.
No. I used to have a partner in crime and sometimes I have girlfriends, but now it's just me.
No. I have no need for them.

How are you feeling?
I'm feeling quite well, thank you for asking!
Fucking brilliant. I'm a bloody freak on a leash.
Much better, except for some residual feelings of disgust.
I will be much better after I have risen to the surface.
Feeling? Interesting...
Why are you asking me that, dude? Does it matter?

You're most likely to say:
"There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that factually that's true."
"I would help, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much."
"I am weary, and their deaths will bring me little joy. Of course, sometimes a little is enough."
"Dude, what are you doing? Dude! Don't be a geek!"
"I do appreciate violence."
"Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief."

Who's your favorite Buffy bad girl?
Drusilla.
Darla.
Harmony.
Faith.
Professor Walsh.

You are:
human.
a vampire.
a human... for now.
a kinematically redundant, biomechanical demonoid.