You like your women:
unconventional and quirky. A little on the dorky side even.
to speak their mind.
unusual and special. To have a spark. A fire. A good back hand-spring and a killer right hook.
hot, bitchy and brunette.
to have a good head on her shoulders.
blonde and emotionally unavailable.

You are:
intelligent and rational.
quirky, funny and a little on the dorky side.
laid back.
uptight.
brooding.
sweet.

Got any vices?
Blood.
Not really, just tea.
Kisses from a certain idividual put my life on freeze-frame.
Killing demons. Man, what a rush!
It would appear that I'm a sucker for punishment. But not on purpose.

Anything we should keep you away from? You know, for safety reasons?
Full moons. That's pretty much it.
Wooden stakes. Holy water. Crosses. Sunlight. Sex. That kind of thing.
I'm not good with fighting.
Vampires, demons, that sort of think, I'd reckon.
No way, I'm a man! I can take it ...as long as Buffy's there.
I'm highly trained with classified information. I can handle anything.

What's your role?
I'm a champion.
I always know what to do. I'm investigate-things-from-every-angle guy.
I save the day alot. Not that anyone notices... Because it's usually by accident.
I'm stealth-man, but my girlfriend says I'm "kitteny."
Basically, I'm supportive, comic-relief man.
I'm the leader! Not that anyone listens to me...

Ever been possessed?
I was under a thrall once...
I don't think so.
Depending on how you look at it, I am possessed.
Goodness, no.
Just by love. But it was very intense.

Have you been biten?
My little cousin, Jordy, bit me.
Yeah. I let a vampire bite me a few times.
You're kidding, right?
No, but I almost was a whole bunch of times.
No, of course not. My job doesn't include combat.
No, but I tend to get beaten and I got kissed once or twice.

You're most likely to say:
"I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good."
"I can walk like a man but I'm not one."
"Back to what I was saying before we were rudely attacked by nothing."
"I'm good. We're fine. Just a little bit dirty. Good show, everyone."
"Okay, you know that thing where you bail in the middle of an upsetting conversation? I have to do that. It's kind of dramatic, I know, but... sometimes it's a necessary guy thing."
"There's no need to get snippy."

Uh oh... looks like danger...
Alright! Let's do this.
Uh oh. That can't be good.
Oh, dear... Quick, go kill it or stop it or something.
Ha! I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away.
We'd better stop it fast, before anyone gets hurt.
Alright, we all know what to do.

Who's your favorite Buffy chick?
Buffy.
Anya.
Cordelia.
Willow.
Dawn.

You are:
human.
a werewolf.
a vampire.