Which Empire Records Character Are You?

You are:
profound.
insecure.
unhappy.
sensitive.
hyper-active.
sexy.
having a bad day.
not too bright.
screwed up.

You'd be most likely to:
spontaneously shave your head.
pull a gun to get a job.
sleep with someone to vaildate yourself.
blow nine large (of someone else's money) in Atlantic City.
hallucinate that you're in a Gwar video.
freak about your haircut.
cut someone at least a smidgen of slack, no matter how badly the screwed you over.
rehearse a profession of love.
pop a pill to keep yourself on the go go go.

You want:
to start a band.
to save your place of employment.
to know what it's like to die.
get into Harvard.
your bestfriend.
to own a record store.
to work at a record store.
to not end up like your mother.
to get the hell out of middle America.

You are most likely to say:
"Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear."
"I swear, if you are fucking with me, I will kill you."
"It's just something I've always been able to do. I can tall you what colour and what kind ... Jockey's. Navy blue."
"Why don't you shove them up your ass?"
"Why don't you all just fade away!"
"That's really special, but aren't we supposed to be talking about me?"
"What's with you today? Yesterday you were normal and today your like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid."
"I do love you. Only, I didn't know it was love, because it was more than love and not just some feeling in the pit of my stomach like everything else!"
"One of these days, I'm going to show you little people."

You'd be most likely to wear:
a mini-kilt, a sweater and combat boots.
a red bra, fitted, button-down shirt with a low neck-line, an a-line mini-skirt and clogs.
wife beater, zip-up hoodie and jeans.
bright coloured, v-necked t-shirt, baggy cargos and white skate kicks.
white t-shirt under a checkered v-neck sweater, jeans and loafers.
black turleneck and jeans.
purple satin, button-down shirt, a scarf and black dress pants.
white button-down shirt and black jeans.
over-sized jacket and pants that could fit a family of five.

You love:
art.
speed.
your drums.
yourself.
hash brownies.
sex.
nothing.
waxing intellectual.
Whitney Houston.

Your most cherished wish is to:
fuck a rockstar.
sing in a band.
work at a record store.
be happy.
name your band after yourself.
go to art school.
buy out your boss.
have everyone know who you are.
achieve true Zen state.

Your favorite Empire song is:
"Sugar High" by Coyote Shivers.
"Saddam A Go-Go" by Gwar.
"Little Bastard" by Ass Ponies.
"Say No More (Mon Amour)" by Rex Manning.
"Say No More (Ooooh Rexy, You're SO Sexy!)" by Sexay Rexay.
"Romeo and Juliet" by Dire Straits.
"Money (That's What I Want)" by Flying Lizards.
"If You Want Blood (You Got It)" by AC/DC.
"I Shot the Devil" by Suicidal Tendancies.

Who's your favorite Empire Character?
Gina.
Warren.
A.J.
Mark.
Corey.
Deb.
Rex Manning.
Joe.
Lucas.

Which Empire character did you most identify with?
Gina.
Warren.
A.J.
Mark.
Corey.
Deb.
Rex Manning.
Joe.
Lucas.

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