You are:
intelligent.
elitist.
cocky.
crazy.
outrageous.
competitive.
confident.
haphazard.

You're most likely to say:
"Yo, it's in that place where I put that thing that time."
"Spandex: it's a privalege, not a right."
"Hack the planet!"
"I hope you don't screw like you type."
"There is no right and wrong. There's only fun and boring."
"What? Did your mom get you a puter for Christmas?"
"Dude."
"I don't play well with others."

Are you famous?
Superhero-like even.
Corperately, but not actually.
More like infamous.
Don't you know who I am?
I don't even have an identity yet.
No. Wtf?

Name your computer?
Are you serious?
Yup, Lucy.
No.
No, but I painted it.
Which one?
Too busy, can't care.

What's your forté?
I can pretty much crack anything.
I have a photographic memory.
Hello, I'm elite!
I don't have one. I'm a bit of a fuck up.
Pirate TV spots. Free phone calls. You know.
Framing and blackmail.
Scamming food.

What's more important?
The right to free access to information.
Family.
Friends.
Fun.
Food.
Money.
Choosing a handle.

You could best be described as being:
intense and a bit castrating.
selfish and self-important.
cautious and gifted.
loud and flamboyant.
eccentic and funny.
intimidating and articulate.
clueless but persistent.
obnoxious and flakey.

Pick a handle:
Acid Burn.
Phantom Phreak.
Cereal Killer.
Crash Override.
The Plague.
Razor or Blade.
Zero Cool.
Lord Nikon.
I don't have one.

Are you elite?
Sort of.
The best of the best, baby.
Yeah.
Are you kidding? Of course. I fucking rule!
Who do you think you're talking to?

You are:
Female.
Male.