Are You a Ho?

Your hair could best be described as being:
fake. (It's a weave)
fake. (It's a hair-piece)
bleached.
coloured. (I have highlights)
coloured. (I have highlights and lowlights)
coloured. (Darker)
coloured. (Red)
natural.
completely perfect! My stylist costs a fortune, but it's worth it.
I don't have any hair.

And your nails?
I chew them.
They're immaculately polished gels.
They're extremely long acrylics. Usually polished with some crazy colour or design.
They're acrylics. No coloured polish.
They're polished, store-bought acrylics.
Are occasionally polished and naturally long.
Are always polished and naturally long.
Rusty.

Which best describes your makeup routine?
Full coverage, matte foundation, eye shadow, dark eyeliner, tons of mascara, brow pencil, blush, bronzer, intensely lined lips.
Sheer foundation, bronzer, fairly intense neutral eye shadow, liner, mascara, nude lipstick with a slick of gloss.
Concealer, powder, eyeshadow, mascara, some blush and lip gloss.
2 in 1 foundation/powder compact, eyeliner, a little shadow, lipstick and liner.
No makeup for me.
Foundation, dark liner, bright eyeshadow, mascara and intense lips.
It varies. I use all high-end lines, though.
That's a ridiculous question.

You refer to your friends as:
My girls.
My posse.
My friends.
My girlfriends.
My boys.
My hos.
My bitches.
I don't have any friends.

You'll only date a guy who:
is well-dressed.
takes me out and buys me things.
buys my drinks.
is very, very hot.
dresses like a thug.
is sweet and funny.
has a green thumb.
likes pop.

It's Saturday night. Where are you?
Walking straight past all those losers in line, right on through the velvet rope into the hottest club in town.
Dancing and drinking with my girls at a top 40 club.
Shakin it at a hip hop club.
Seducing some guy with bling-bling written all over him. (I want a ride home in that Porsche!)
At home or a friends house, chilling with the girls.
Dancing (a little nervously) on stage.
Grinding with my girlfriend on the dancefloor to attract some guys. Outside.

What's your date-night wardrobe selection?
Earl jeans, a hot Bebe top and Jimmy Choo heels.
Black skinny pants, a midriff-baring top and platform heels.
Skin-tight pants, a tight t-shirt you can strategically see my bra through and heels.
Mini-skirt, a halter and knee-high boots.
Ulrtra-low-rise pants and a tube top.
Jeans and a fitted t-shirt.
Sparkley top and capris with platform sandals.
Date?

What do you want to be?
Hot.
Rich.
Wanted.
Happy.
Useful.
Well-dressed.
Famous.
Married before I have kids.

Your man's taking you for dinner. Where do you want to go?
McDonalds.
Somewhere classy and well-reputed.
Somewhere expensive.
That trendy new bistro.
Umm... Wherever he wants, I guess.
Our tried and true.
I'm not hungry.