Would you survive a horror movie?

It's late at night, you're all alone, and you hear what sounds like footsteps upstairs. You:
grab a butcher's knife and go up to investigate.
get the hell out of your house and call the cops from a neighbour's house.
decide it's nothing, so you ignore it and keep doing what you're doing.

Your car is parked all the way at the back of a dark, empty parking lot. You:
run as fast as you can to your car, jump in, and speed off.
walk calmly to your car --you never walk around alone late at night.
are oblivious. Hel-lo! Real-life isn't a horror movie.

Your dream boyfriend/girlfriend has:
killer good looks, like Skeet Ulrich/Rebecca Gayheart.
a side-splitting sense of humour like Jamie Kennedy/Rose McGowan.
a sweet personality, like David Arquette/Jennifer Love Hewit.

When faced with a big decision, you:
consider every option before making a move in any direction, constantly second guessing yourself.
go with your gut feeling and never look back.
find a happy medium between using your head and your heart.

You wake up in the middle of the night and think something or someone is in the room. You:
pull the covers over your head, convincing yourself that you're imagining things.
sit bolt upright in bed and ask "who's there?"
jump up, flick on the lights, and strike your fiercest karate stance.

A man calls asking what your favorite scary movie is. You:
entertain his questions with recollections of your favorite cinematic blood baths.
use caller ID to bust his freaky ass.
tell him you liked The Piano. (All those old-guy cock shots were truly horrifying.)

Your car breaks down on the side of a desolate road in the middle of the night. You:
sit inside and wait for daylight or a cop to drive by.
panic and run to the dark house on top of the hill to see if you can spend the night.
whip out your cell phone and call for help. Duh, this is the electronic age.

Last time you and your friends played with a Ouija board, you:
made sure not to say anything that might upset the spirit world.
asked the spirit totally wacked out questions and made fun of your scared friends cause it's all just a bunch of baloney.
were a little skeptical of the whole thing, but played along.