What would be an ideal summer job?
Camp councellor.
Lifeguard.
Intern at a newspaper.
I don't want a job, I just want to sleep in.
Chambermaid or bellhop.
Bike courier.
Babysitter.
Screw jobs, I'm going camping.
I'm too stoned to have a job.

Are you in highschool?
Yes.
No.
Does it matter?

What scares you?
Scary movies.
Wilderness.
My car breaking down in the middle of nowhere.
Suicide.
Disease.
Stalkers.
Nightmares.
Momma's boys..
Water.

The killer's coming at you. You need to defend yourself, what do you do?
Grab whatever's handy and start stabbing.
Run. I'm afraid, what do you want me to do?
Nothing. I don't see it coming.
Wake up.
Shoot and run. Not necessarily in that order.
Scream for help.
Nothing. There's nothing I can do.

Any hobbies?
Swimming, going to the beach.
Camping.
Smoking weed.
Travelling.
Daydreaming.
Um, I don't know.
Watching movies.
Making out.

You are:
Male.
Female.
Not telling.

Which horror movie rule are you guilty of breaking?
Drinkin' and druggin', man.
Having sex.
The gratuitous nudity clause.
"I'll be right back." Need I say more?
Just doing random stupid shit I shouldn't be doing.
No rule breaking for me.

Which of the following would be the worst way to die?
Being petrified.
Being eaten alive.
Succombing to disease.
Being stabbed to death.
Evisceration.
Barbed wire through your mouth, nearly halfing your head.
Dismemberment with a chainsaw.
Dismemberment with a machete.

If you were to rent a scary movie, you'd be most likely to rent:
a more psychological thriller.
a slasher flick.
a classic horror.
a natural disaster movie.

What have you learned here today?
Don't get in over my head.
Lucid dreaming is only good in theory.
Don't pick up hitch-hikers.
Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean it's a good idea.
It's not over 'till it's over.
Inbreeding is bad.
There's always hope.
When you check into a motel, use every lock. And maybe brace the door with a chair.
Don't be a slut.