Your friend starts dating someone you know is bad news, but is completely hot for them. What do you say about it?
"Oh my god. That guy/girl is the biggest fucking loser. What the hell are you thinking?"
"Not my type, but I'm sure s/he's fabulous."
"You're so lucky you found someone."
"Wow, that's so fantastic! You scored a good one."
"Just make sure s/he's not sick before you start slobbering all over each other; it's flu season."
"Ew, I wouldn't stoop to give him the time, but whatever. If you like that kind of thing..."
Nothing. Who fucking cares?
Nothing. What can I do? My friend's going to forget about me now that s/he's seeing someone no matter what I say.
Nothing up front, but drop a few hints that your friend's new date isn't such a catch.
Nothing. I wouldn't know what to say.

What are you most frequently complimented on?
My face and my body. Duh.
I don't get compliments very often.
My sense of humour.
My imagination.
My powers of persuasion.
My organizational skills.
My easy-going nature.
I get complimented a lot, so it varies.
My sarcastic wit.
My personality. I'd rather be complimented on my looks, though, like my friends.

Someone you don't find particularly attractive approaches you at a club and starts flirting with you. How do you react?
Smile and be friendly, but politely excuse myself to rejoin my friends.
Try to be enthusiastic, but keep glancing over and your friend who is talking to someone much hotter.
Tell them you have a girl/boyfriend. Even if you don't.
Smile sweetly and try to steer the conversation to his/her friends, angling subtley for an introduction. You saw them all together earlier and the friends are h-o-t.
Give your suitor the once over and make a face before haughtily announcing, "I don't think so!" and turning your back to him/her.
Flash him/her a devistating smile and flirt back. Once you've scored a drink, ditch them. Buh-bye, sucker.
Blink in confusion. Are they talking to you? Wow, this is a first.
Smile nicely and talk to him/her, then get stuck with them because you can't think of a nice way to get away.
Reluctantly shake his/her hand when they offer it, but are secretly glad you brought your hand sanitiser.
Introduce yourself and immediately launch into an amusing dialogue about how much you hate the club, love the song and how hilarious it is that people keep hitting on you. In fact, you were just saying the other day...

They ask you to dance. Where are your eyes?
Staring at my feet.
Looking him/her straight in the eye.
Travelling the length of their body with disdain.
Travelling the length of their body with appreciation. I can't believe someone's asking me to dance!
Travelling the length of their body to try and suss them out. You want to know how many drinks you can milk out of this dance.
Anywhere but on him/her. Mostly darting around madly.
On the guy/girl asking your friend to dance.

What's the next thing to come out of your mouth?
I wish I could, but I don't want to.
A snide laugh quickly followed by, "You fucking wish buddy. Run along now."
"You want to dance with me?"
"Um... sure. I guess." (Even though I don't really want to...)
"I'm here with my, uh ... insurance broker. We're on a... thing. You know, a thing? So, I just can't. I might lose my house if I ... you know, dance with you. Or whatever."
"I have mono. If we dance, we'll kiss and then you'll get sick. Sorry, it's really for your own good."
"Sure" if you want to dance with them or "No, thank you" if you don't.
"Sure." (You don't want to be the only one not dancing.)
"Love to." (If you blow his mind on the dancefloor he might blow some money on you at the bar.)
"Okay." (Any excuse to show off your dancing.)

Your best friend gets a new boy/girlfriend. You:
are jealous.
feel threatened.
are happy for them.
don't even notice.
give your friend the third degree. You want to know all about him/her.
feel smug. You could do much better.
are a little nasty to him/her at first. First they have to prove themselves worthy of your friend.
get really quiet when s/he's around. You get nervous around new people.
tell him/her that your really happy for them, even if you aren't.
ask them both some loaded questions and see how they react. Human reaction experiments are so fun.

If you were going to be involved in making a movie, what role would you take?
Director.
Extra. I'd want to act, but I wouldn't have the guts to audition.
Kraft Service worker.
Continuity editor.
The star.
Screenwriter.
Makeup artist.
Personal assistant.
The person who makes the movie trailers. I could make the movie seem good, even if it's bad.

What were you in high school?
A bully.
Invisible.
An honor student.
Class president.
Average.
A hanger-on.
Popular.
A cheerleader.
Someone who got bullied.
A gossip