What's your musical preference?
Pop and electronica.
Alternative.
Bubble-gum pop.
Ska and punk.
R&B, hip hop and pop.
Blues.
Folksy pop.
Pop.
Cheesy R&B and ballads.
Glam rock.

Pick a lyric:
"You could make grown men gasp when you go walking past in your hot-pants and high-heels."
"You moved like honey in my dreams last night."
"Express yourself, don't repress yourself."
"This is my heart bleeding before you, this is me down on my knees."
"I didn't mean to turn you on."
"There's a knock on my door, but I'm not going to open it. I'm going to close my eyes and maybe it will go away."
"I remember how you did me wrong, now you're hurting cause my love is gone."
"He's drunk, he tastes like candy, he's so beautiful."
"Think of all the times you made me sick, I used to think I couldn't handle it."
"Don't mind if I light candles? I like to watch us play."

You're style:
is ever changing.
is money. Whether I'm in jeans and a halter, or a versace dress.
bright and trendy.
expensive, but low-key.
pretty casual.
flashy and offbeat. I tend to be a trendsetter.
edgy and funky.
tight and provocative.
trashy, but in a good way.
is casual, but feminine. Lots of peasant blouses and faded jeans.

Do you have any quotes on record in reference to urination?
Yeah. "If you treat a woman like a dog, she'll piss on you."
Yes. "I want a man who'll let me pee in his belly-button."
*laughs* NO!
Uh... no.
No.
Probably, but I have so many sound-bytes I can't keep track.
OH MY GOD! I can't belive you just asked me that! I am SO out of here!!

What's your claim to fame?
Are you kidding? My entire family is a legend.
I break alot of taboos. I'm very controversial. I was even banned from Italy for a while.
I make my own clothes, I have a very distictive style.
I'm the reigning princess of pop.
I hold the record for the highest octave ever sang.
I lived in a van on the beach for a year.
I had a very tragically famous husband.
I told MTV they were conformist assholes during my acceptance speech at the MTV Music Awards.
I was the first person to ever have a number one single on Billboard and a number one movie in the boxoffice simultaneously.
You know, I really don't know.

Any special requests?
No, I'm fine thanks
Cristal, champagne glasses and bendy straws. Oh, and no brown M&Ms.
Several bouquets of red-edged yellow roses and a white leather couch.
Give my dressing room an apartment feel. I'll specify the coffee table, cable connection, two couches, floor lamps and easy chairs. No incoming calls. There will be a $5,000 fine for every call that comes in. Oh, and don't forget the Wow! Dorritos and red Altoids.
Yes, but it depends on my mood.
No, now get the fuck out.

What about your hair colour?
Blonde.
It goes through varying degrees of blonde.
Blonde, black, brown. Whatever I feel like at the time.
Red.
Brown with blonde highlights.
Dyed honey blonde with highlights and lowlights.
Sometimes blue, sometimes pink, sometimes black tipped. Usually platinum.
Black with dark-blonde highlights.
Brown.

Who's the hottest?
Gavin Rossdale.
P-Diddy or Puff Daddy or whoever.
Kurt Cobain.
Jeff Bridges.
Guy Richie.
Luis Miguel.
Justin Timberlake.
Ethan Hawke.
Oh, hell. I don't know.

Just how famous are you?
I'm a house-hold name.
Honey, I've been a house-hold name for over a decade.
Well, people make fun of me alot...
I'm still critically acclaimed, but the "fame" thing has kind of faded. Thank god.
I try to be pretty low-key, but I don't know...
More famous than my bandmates. They hate that.
Oh, hell. I don't know.
Pretty damn famous, in more than one feild.
I'm fucking famous! Who cares?

You are:
sexy.
perky.
edgy.
angry.
angsty.
sweet.
changable.
trend-setting.
soft-spoken
a bit of a tramp.