What's your friend's special side-kick ability?
They always whip cool shit out of their super, sidekick utility-belt.
They're a pushover and have access to really nice cars.
They're totally supportive.
They make a mean martini and dance like a dork.
They always manage to think of ways to make money exploiting me.
They're fiercely loyal, spunky, mischevious and fun.
They're know exactly how to make me laugh.

You're in trouble. What do you want your friend to do?
I don't know. I never get in trouble.
Laugh it off and distract me.
Make up some big, perplexingly elaborate story to get me out of it. And have it work.
Sympathize and joke about it to lighten the mood.
I can talk my way out of anything, they've just got to back me up.
Try to empathise and make me feel better by telling me about all the bone-headed things they've gotten themselves into.
Bust out the Jedi Mind-Trick and save the day.

Between the two of you, your sidekick is the:
the dorky one.
the loud one.
the pessimistic one.
the funny one.
the clueless one.
the obnoxious one.
the quiet one.

You like your sidekicks to be:
a bit uptight. It's more fun to make them give in that way.
a little dorky.
stoned.
edgy and fun.
understanding.
a little outrageous and crazy.
devoted.

If your best friend were an animal, they'd be:
a chimp.
a wolf.
a duckling.
a golden retriever.
a sloth.
a dorky little dinosaur.
a cat.

Where are you going for dinner?
The mall food court.
I'm gonna scam a table at Chez Luis.
Local pizza parlor.
I'll just grab a juice box for later.
Nowhere, I'm staying home.
Mooby's.

Your mode of transportation:
pink collector car.
Rolls Royce.
bicycle.
the bus.
van.
Ferarri.
two feet and a heartbeat.

What's the biggest annoyance in your life?
My best friend and class distincition.
Authority figures and my best friend always being reluctant.
Rich bitches.
"Popular" people.
My family. I love them, but damn.
I'm different and my best friend's a schemer.
Cops. Oh, and running out of weed.